Innovative Youth Pillows

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Multi-Generational Books

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

Child with headphones at opera

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'