Innovative Cyclist Pillows

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

A smiling cyclist

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

You had me at vintage.

'Oh course!'

Bike powered computer.

BMX riding in Bavaria

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"On your left."

Retirement became the obvious decision.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.

Runner with a kick-starter.

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

Ladies in Lycra

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

Covid Cycle

Mr Thompson let go of the bike, and Bobby cycled freely into the new world, never to be seen again.

Tour de France cyclist Jan Ullrich

King of the Mountain

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

The 'ironicycle'.

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

"On your left."

Tour de France

'Now here's a popular model. It's got an odor-free compartment for carrying up to three salami and/or baloney sandwiches.'

God, I hate riding the bus. Sometimes I wish that a limo would pick me up instead. Then I lower my standards and wish for an Uber car. Then it's a cab. I now realize I'd settle for a bicycle. Bus.

"When did you learn how to rumba?"