Innovative Child Mugs

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"It's an Eyesaur."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Daisy Diaper Service

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Playing dustbins

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

No wishing