Innovative Beauty Seeker Mugs

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Botox."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"More concealer?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Complete Makeover

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Mirror mirror...

A cow with a Brazilian.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS