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"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Boom

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

Breakthrough

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Innovation & Calculation

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Robot Painter

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

AI Safety Officer

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Genius

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Space for Lease.