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"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Artifishial Intelligence

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Boom

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

Innovation & Calculation

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Robot Painter

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

AI Safety Officer

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Genius

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'