Innovation Buffs Pillows

'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

'Now Steve Jobs will tell us how to create a 401K with a phone app.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Meet the author"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Ascent of Machine.

'Can our software do that?'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Eureka!

Moses' Tablet

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"It's o.k., come on out."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."