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'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Quick! Am I the Independent Counsel or the Special Prosecutor?"

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

'Who gave you that black eye?'

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."

Summertime Blues

Our Shame...Made in the UK

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Human Stem Cell Research

"I approach my subjects with an almost childlike sense of wonder."

'Mum.' - 'What?' - 'Why are buses so slow?' - 'I don't know, sweetheart.' - 'Is it because poor people are fat?' - 'Gah.'

DMV Photos. The problem with photo I.D. is photo ego. Hey, this doesn't look like me!

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

"Austin and I are play dating, but not exclusively."

"Free siding for our house? Sure why not!"

'Hey Billy, looks like you picked up a hobo somewhere along the way.'

"I'm really looking forward to a simpler future."