Inner Self-investigator Pillows

"OK we're all here. Let's synchronise our inner selves."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Adolescencia"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

Selfie-Conscious

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'Being yourself is not helping this marriage, Jack.'

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'