Inner Monologue Master Pillows

Penny for your inner monologue

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

George Michael

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Karaoke night.

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Robbie Williams

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

Pink.

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

Rock gods.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Norse God

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

Brittany Howard

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

Interior Monologuist

popcorn...

Alison Pill

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

Larry King

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

Boris Johnson Loses