Inner Beauty Seeker Pillows

The power of positive affirmations

All we have in life is this moment...

"Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

The return of Miss Subways

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'The old one fell apart.'

The Ugly Plant

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Landscape artist

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Primavera (Spring)

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

'Perfect.'

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"Supersize me."

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

Fish Pedicure

"I'm sorry we don't restore antiques."

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

Caribou With Big Plans.

"Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts."