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Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Am Awful Crammer.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Bed & Bagel'

Miggs's short-lived joy

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

A masked man serenading

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Creator's Block

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football player has head instead of ball.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES