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Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Am Awful Crammer.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

A masked man serenading

Miggs's short-lived joy

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Amanda Seyfried

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Bed & Bagel'

Creator's Block

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Football player has head instead of ball.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'