Ink Splatter Enthusiast Mugs

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Face painting.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Where Indian ink came from.

Jackson Pollock Studio

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

A holiday at home

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Distracting the fish.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Water Slide

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Trees tattoo

'This guy's FAST!'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'