Ink Addict Mugs

Experience Required

Tattoo Repo Men

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Crotchet

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Book market

Francoise Gilot

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

The Coffee Tattoo

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Trees tattoo

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."