Injury-themed Humor Fans Prints

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Basketball injuries.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'It's an old work injury.'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Occupation?'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'I hate it when we operate on malpractice lawyers.'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

'I'm sorry, but your husband's life insurance policy only covered his eighth life.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

"Your birthday came at just the right time. I sprained my ankle this morning."

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'Very funny!'

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

Pitchers arm falls off.

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

"There is a cat in this basket and I want to take out baggage insurance that will insure that it gets forwarded to some godforsaken place in the middle of nowhere!"

'He tried to jump over the net.'

'No I won't kiss it better!'

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

'It's an old high school football injury.'

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'