Injury-themed Humor Fans Prints

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Basketball injuries.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Occupation?'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'I'm sorry, but your husband's life insurance policy only covered his eighth life.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'Very funny!'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

Pitchers arm falls off.

"There is a cat in this basket and I want to take out baggage insurance that will insure that it gets forwarded to some godforsaken place in the middle of nowhere!"

'He tried to jump over the net.'

'No I won't kiss it better!'

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

Cricketers

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

'The fight hasn't started yet. He tripped over the rope getting into the ring.'