'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'
Injury Pun Lovers Prints
Decorate their space with amusing injury pun prints. These witty art pieces are great for sparking smiles and showcasing their clever sense of humor in any room.
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"Talk nerdy to me."
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
baby sweetcorn...
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
'Your French dip, sir.'
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
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Injury Pun Lovers Mugs
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Injury Pun Lovers Pillows
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Injury Pun Lovers T-Shirts
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