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"Rest, ice, compression, elevation and stop letting people pull your chain."

Self help acupuncture

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Basketball injuries.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'How was my emergency stop?'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

Cotton candy

Freak Accident Specialist

'It's an old work injury.'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'It doesn't work...'

'Occupation?'

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

"And hold the mayo."

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

"Well done!"

'Chainsaw Championships.'

Get well soon.

'Tell the doctor to take his time -- I'm feeling better already.'

"Your birthday came at just the right time. I sprained my ankle this morning."