Inheriting Family Heirlooms Pillows

"Your great great grandpa Karl's ashes are in this trunk, Billy. The old man was as big as a goddamn house."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"It was her mothers"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"Growing old ain't for sissies, but at least I got to do all my lame-brained, half-witted stuff before the internet!"

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'

"Alright everyone, let's get serious."

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

"And this is the wedding ring worn by my grandmother."