Ingredient Imaginer Mugs

Eye of Newt Helper

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Diet considerations.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Creative family

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

Secret Family Recipes

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

'Dang! Heck of a time to get writer's block.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...