Information Mugs

The Internet...

The Modern Headspace.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Is the information fresh?'

TV and boy

A Puppet Named Juan

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Hate Platforms

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Lynching on social media

Occu-Pie Mars

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Computer Room.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"