Information Desk Clerks Mugs

Information: The Management Reserves the Right to Refuse Information to Anybody.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Out and In.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Useless information"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Tech support...can I help you!

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)