Information Desk Attendant Mugs

Information/Rhetorical Questions.

'Sorry,can't help you - I'm only in here sheltering from the rain.'

'To make my day less boring mind telling me if it's animal,vegetable or mineral?'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Information: How Can I Help You? How Can I Get Rid Of You?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Useless information"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

Finger on the Z Key

Tech support...can I help you!

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Computer tech support sacred offering

Lost and forgotten department

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

Infotainment

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"The lost password department's that way."