Informal Living Enthusiast Pillows

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

REPENT! Get back to nature

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"You should consider buying."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Now do you believe me?"

Country life

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Early American Think Tank.

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Says here tiny houses are the hot new trend. Didn't I always tell you we're ahead of our time, Doris?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'And this is our open-to-anything-plan office.'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

Birthday Suit Alterations

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

Nudist Colony Halloween Parties

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."