Infomaniac Pillows

Infomaniac.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

National Everything Awareness Day

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Information about information about information about information.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Information vs. confusion

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Department of Pure Speculation.

Google Magazine

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"And now, another news update - updated from the updated news that was updated ten minutes ago..."

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"