Influenza Fact-checkers Pillows

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Rumours Online

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Conspiracy theories

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

"Do you have a few unsubstantiated claims I can borrow?"

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Stop fact checking my story."

You Can't Argue With The Facts!

If you are going to fact check my resume, I embellished the part about being an astronaut.

The Stat family

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

'Catch anything?'

'AS-TRO-NO-MER, I'm an Astronomer, NOT and Astrologer!'

"The truth? With all the fake news and alternative facts now, we're all just guessing."

"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."

The real costs of alternative facts!!

"Randy, please. Don't believe ever stupid social media fake nonsense."

Social media and Fake News

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"