Fact-checker Vigilante Pillows

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"Office of quality assurance"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Rumours Online

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Conspiracy theories

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Stop fact checking my story."

You Can't Argue With The Facts!

"Do you have a few unsubstantiated claims I can borrow?"

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

The Stat family