Inflation Enthusiast Prints

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Watering Money

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

European currency on the edge.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'I see everyone got the memo.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Flat tax - equal burden?

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'