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Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

The Shrinking Dollar.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

Bureau of Inflation.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

"The filthy rich"

'I say this is the best we've been given for a long time!'

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

Austerity Egg Hunt.

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'Carrying that around will kill you in the end.'

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

"Recipes for disaster: Book 1, tariffs."