Economical Commentator Prints

The guard foiled a robbery last week: Every customer will be charged $10 for this.

Spot the difference.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

The Shrinking Dollar.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Republican politics!

Davos.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The Final Merger'

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

Capitalism gone nuts!

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Wall Street In Jail

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"