Inflatable Pool Adventurer Gifts

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'How's the water skiing?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

A caterpillar is rowing itself along