Infinity Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

Coviday

Sculptor creating repeating self-portrait sculptures.

Infinity signpost...

"We're not so different, you and I."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Newton's vacation

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

SWOTs

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"