Infantry Member Mugs

Boys teasing a Volunteer Major

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Camouflage Unit

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

A Crown of Red Poppies

Bombers drop pretzels

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

"I liked the one that saluted."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"Actually, after five ribbons you get one medal free."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."