Infant Guardian Pillows

Maternity.

Cats on Board.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Help me!

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dentist Training School.

A day in the life of a dog.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

See, no monster under your bed

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"We're still working out joint custody."

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Man with a pet dog reasures a woman with a pet cat

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Careful...she bites."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'