Infant Feeding Extraordinaires Prints

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Don't let the Weetabix dry.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

Fido and Fifi

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Bottled or breast?"

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

Baby Carriers

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Fill it up!"

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

"I hate airplane food!"

'Teenager.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'

Up the duff!

'Excuse me Madam!!'

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'