Industry Pundit Mugs

'It's a shut-and-open case.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

Euro fall...

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Liquidity Lunch

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

Cards Galore.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'I need a loan that would make me too big to fail.'

Major Wall Street players.

Avoid talking about personal and domestic issues at interviews, unless asked.

'I'd like one of those loans I won't have to pay back.'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Bank of England Base Rates.