Industrialization Geek Mugs

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Offshore tax havens.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"I've solved our chip shortage."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

HS2 time bomb...

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

Famous Pieces of Paper

Heavy Traffic.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

What Holds the Subway Together?

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'