Economy Geek Mugs

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

'To make ends meet these days, you have to hunt AND gather.'

'Things got much better once I put all the economists in the dungeon.'

'If there's going to be a double dip, who's joining me in the pub?'

"We're exporting our jobs to the third world."

Helms Burton Title III

Dow Jones

The day the stock market went UP.

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"One question, what's a share option?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Euro Bait

Warren Buffett

Exchange Rate.

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

"Italy just bought France."