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"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Made in China

Fragile stamper.

Idle parts

The American Nightmare.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Satis Factory Tour

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"It's a plant based solution."

Santa Confronts the Industrial Age.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

All set for the summer holiday!

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

'Hello-goodbye.'

Winery tours.

'Brewers Men'

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

Factory Smoke

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"

Grade 'A' Grass.

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

"Fore!"

'Do these plants make my assets look big?'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."