Industrial Tourism Gifts

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"It's a plant based solution."

"What a privilege to work in a historic factory building where so many workers before us were exploited."

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

All set for the summer holiday!

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Pork Lift

"And what do you do. . ?"

Oil tanker and refinery.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'Your fear of being replaced by automation is a legitimate fear and one I would share, were I not, myself an automation.'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

'Brewers Men'

Power Station