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Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Cricket Accidents.

Time Out For Teddy

"Careful."

Cafe Burns.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'You forgot the product label.'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

First Aid Box

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.