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Safety First

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Cricket Accidents.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Time Out For Teddy

Cafe Burns.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Boozing and Cruising

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'You forgot the product label.'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

First Aid Box

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.