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Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Gullib-Os

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Boozing and Cruising

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency