Industrial Romantic Prints

Tree Ahead...

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Big Data Tonight

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Idle parts

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'You forgot the product label.'

Industrial Beautification van

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'That must be my computer date.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

"There's no denying the profound impact all of this has on the course of human life, but let's not forget one thing. It's still love that makes the world go round."

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Looking For Love.

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

'Sure, we can keep the floors clean. Well just use the stuff we bleach the flour with.'

Be My P.C.V

'Will you call me?'

"And I say they're girl bolts, cause guy bolts usually have two nuts."

"I got tired of running a huge mill, so I opened up a small steel boutique."

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic-wast dump."

Chemoco International

"It might have happened here Miss Hobson, but it doesn't qualify as an 'Industrial Accident."

Worker playing the hammer from the anvil like a flute