Industrial Relations Specialist Pillows

"It has come to my attention gentlemen, that you have been doing the work of two men."

"Just tell us! Do you or do you not specialise in resolving industrial disputes?"

Conflict resolution.

Wildcats Strike.

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

EU and India partnership.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

'Your employee is either guilty of 'gross misconduct' or 'gross negligence'... you can't start disciplinary procedures on the basis that he is just 'plain gross'.'

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

Dictators Consuming the World

"Italy just bought France."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'What do you mean, 'away team'? -- You're firing me, aren't you?'

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Corporate thinks it's time we updated our motivational strategies."

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

Trade Wars

Indian PM Vajpayee announces new ultranationalist deputy PM Advani

Trump Foreign Policy

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

Meeting between USA and North Korea

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."