Industrial Process Buff Pillows

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A Macaroni in 1772

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Some scents are nonsense.

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French horn.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Gerald Ratner's return

SupermarketAwful Market.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'The buildings are merging.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Bargain Brand

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."