Industrial Policy Gifts

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

Do you realize failed and shortsighted industrial policy is frying mother earth? Global warming will destroy us all. Your Uncle Mort? Right out front. We'll all be cooked! Do I have time for lunch?

"Good boy."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Roe v. Wade

Economy

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Tariffs"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Sybil Obama

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"The Nominees"

Pre-Old Blues

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Keep the econoimy moving

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism