Industrial Policy Gifts

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Think Tank

Economy

Roe v. Wade

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Tariffs"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"The Nominees"

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Keep the econoimy moving

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Recession

survival of the fittest

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism