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No smoking

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Angel and ecology

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Idle parts

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

twist building

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Hotel Room

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

J. M. W. Turner

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"Well, the drought is over."

"It's a plant based solution."

Artist paints an artist.

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

"What a privilege to work in a historic factory building where so many workers before us were exploited."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

The painting Painter

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

Rhino Art

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

All set for the summer holiday!