Industrial Environments T-Shirts

Personnel and Admin is alright, but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

HR - Helping Relationships

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Work Slave

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Time Out For Teddy

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The suggestion box.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

Unsuccessful board meeting.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

You are here.

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

Working Environment

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Before we start can we agree to agree with everything I put forward?"

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

'You forgot the product label.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."