Industrial Issues T-Shirts

Would you like a new toy? Kid would prefer a gas mask.

'In other news, we've petitioned for inclusion on the endangered species list.'

Pollution and money

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Time Out For Teddy

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'You forgot the product label.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"It's a plant based solution."

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Conflict resolution.

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'The robots have gone on strike...'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.