Industrial Impact Analyst Gifts

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

Pandora's boxes

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

USA Slavery

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Lunch break.

'They are worried about the economy.'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

"And this is where the magic happens."

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Industry and environment

"I was a truck driver and delivered diesel to gas station. My boss had to declare bankruptcy - he could no longer pay the diesel for our trucks."

Who knew?

Beaches by a power station

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

"Big coal is getting restless."