Industrial Impact Analyst Gifts

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

Pandora's boxes

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

SF NO

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Made redundant from Honda please help

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Amazon...

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

USA Slavery

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

Bailout for General Motors.

Lunch break.

'They are worried about the economy.'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

"And this is where the magic happens."

Break it like Beckham

Industry and environment

Who knew?

"Big coal is getting restless."