Industrial Farming Sceptic T-Shirts

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Cow Pilot.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

Dept. de Philosophie

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

Learning.

"Declared Victory Garden"

I lactate, therefore I am.

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

Addicted to Oil

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."

Is there life after digestion?

Speculators and Food Production

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

You think you're un-sinkable. Then, you hit an iceburg!

Milk Machine

Agriculture and New Technologies

Bureaucracy in Food Production

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."