Industrial Architecture Gifts

"The funny thing is our wastes are perfectly harmless."

'Bleedin' volcanic ash!'

Global Warming Headquarters

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Crap from the future.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Idle parts

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Industrial Beautification van

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Air Pollution Threat

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Factominiums."

"It's a plant based solution."

Air freshener - pollution.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

"What a privilege to work in a historic factory building where so many workers before us were exploited."

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

Pisa and sons.

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

All set for the summer holiday!

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

Elon Musk

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."